33问答网
所有问题
当前搜索:
英语幽默小故事20字
英语幽默小故事
10-
20字
答:
英语小
笑话 上个星期五我穿了一件 Adidas 的衣服去打球, 一个老美看到就笑我说, "Do you know what does it mean? It means All Day I Dream About Sex.我整天都在想著 性, 缩写正好是 Adidas) " 我正惊讶他怎么反应这么快, 联想力这么丰富时,旁边的 一个老美帮我解围, 他说, 有一个...
英语
的
幽默故事
?
答:
一个小女孩和她的老师正在谈论有关鲸鱼的事情。她的老师说:“一头鲸鱼从身体构造的角度看,是不可能吞掉一个人的。因为尽管鲸鱼是一种非常巨大的哺乳动物,可它的嗓子非常小。”那个小女孩说约拿***一位西伯来先知***就是被鲸鱼吞掉的。她的老师非常生气,她再次告诉小女孩说:“从身体构造角度来...
一分钟的有趣
英语小故事
答:
一分钟看完的有趣
英语小故事
:没有恐龙 The waiter left and returned quickly.“I'm sorry, sir,but we've just run out of a dinosaur.”服务员离开了,又很快回来了。“对不起,先生,我们的恐龙菜刚卖完。”" What?" said the diner with feigned disappointment...
职场
幽默英语故事
答:
阅读职场
幽默英语故事
,有助于大家舒缓压力。 1、Good use of cry 哭的妙用 The parents with their three-year-old son went to see film. When they walked into the cinema, the attendant said to them, “you’ll have to go out if your son cries. But we’ll refund you the tickets.” ...
小学
英语幽默
寓意深刻的
故事
答:
1,Fox and cock狐狸和公鸡 One morning a fox sees a cock. He thinks," This is my breakfast.''He comes up to the cock and says, "I know you can sing very well. Can you sing for me?'' The cock is glad. He closes his eyes and begins to sing. The fox sees that ...
求五篇
幽默
的
英语故事
答:
1.CLINTON'S BIGGEST BILL President Clinton looks up from his desk in the Oval Office to see one of his aides nervously approach him."What is it?" exclaims the President."It's the Abortion Bill, Mr. President - what do you want to do about it?""Just go ahead and pay it...
英语幽默小故事
带翻译
视频时间 06:48
英语小故事
1 2分钟
幽默
答:
" he answered. "you're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "here are o cents more. but why are you so interested in the old woman?" "she is the one who sells the candy." 好孩子 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。 “昨天给你的钱干什么了?” “我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”...
求英文
幽默小故事
少一点 越少越好 带中文翻译
答:
某学校发给学生的健康调查表里有个错别字——把“性别”的“性”字写成了“袜”字。一位母亲在为她的儿子填写表格时,在“袜别”的那栏填上了:“棕色为主。”[注]
英语
中sex(性)与sox(袜)只有一个字母之差。2 一只小猫 Mrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a...
英语
简短
幽默
的
小故事
有哪些?
答:
Talkingclock\x0d\x0a会说话的钟\x0d\x0aWhileproudlyshowingoffhisnewapartmenttofriends,acollegestudentledthewayintotheden."Whatisthebigbrassgongandhammerfor?"oneofhisfriendsasked."Thatisthetalkingclock,"themanreplied."How'sitwork?"\x0d\x0a\x0d\x0a"Watch,"themansaidandproceededto...
<涓婁竴椤
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
涓嬩竴椤
灏鹃〉
其他人还搜