麻烦请帮我把下面这段话翻译成英文。。不胜感激。。谢谢!!!!

当我们读小学的时候,读大学不要钱;
当我们读大学的时候,读小学不要钱;
我们还没能工作的时候,工作是分配的 小学生也能当领导的
我们可以工作的时候,撞得头破血流才勉强找份饿不死人的工作做 大学生也只能洗厕所的。
当我们不能挣钱的时候,房子是分配的.
当我们能挣钱的时候,却发现房子已经买不起了
当我们没找对象的时候,姑娘们是讲心的。
当我们找对象的时候,姑娘们是讲金的。
当我们不到结婚的年龄的时候;骑单车就能娶媳妇
当我们到了结婚年龄的时候;没有洋房汽车娶不了媳妇。

第1个回答  2009-01-12
When we were in primary school, university was free.
When we were in university, primary school was free.
Before we worked, jobs are assigned and primary school graduate could become officials.
When we can work now, finding a job to keep body and soul together is just like banging your head against a brick wall and university graduates are toilet cleaners.
Before we could make money, houses were allotted.
When we are making money,we find that houses are beyond our means.
Before we looked for marriage partners, girls were serious about love.
When we are looking for marriage partners, girls are serious about money.
Before we entered the legal marriage age, you could cycle your way to your own wedding.
When we are at marriage age, a house and a car have become a precondition for marriage.
第2个回答  2009-01-12
When we were in elementry school, it was free to attend college.
When we were attending college, it was free to attend elementry school.
When we were not applying for jobs, jobs were assigned, elementry graduate can be boss.
When we were applying for jobs, we had to try really hard to find a so so job, college graduate only gets to clean the restroom.
When we were not making any money, houses were assigned.
When we did make money, only to find out that the price of the house is out of our reach.
When we were not looking for girls to marry, they asked for hearts.
When we were looking for girls to marry, they asked for money.
When we were too young to get married, riding a bicycle could get you a wife.
When we were at the age to marry, you could not marry one withour a car and a house.
第3个回答  2009-01-12
哈哈,可爱~

When we were in elementary school, it was free to go to college;

When we were in college, it was free to go to elementary school

Before we could work, jobs were allocated and even elementary graduates can take the lead

When we could work, it takes every strength in us to work a job that barely keeps us alive, which is how college graduates wash bathrooms;

Before we started making money, houses are shared and allocated

When we make money, houses are too expensive to afford

Before we started dating, girls love hearts

When we start to date, girls love golds

Before we were old enough to marry, with a bicycle marriages can still work

When we are old enough, we can't marry until house and cars are under our names

哈哈,好,写的好!!!:D本回答被提问者采纳
第4个回答  2009-01-12
When we were in primary school, it was free to go to university
When we were in university, it was free to go to primary school
When we were not able to gain a job, all jobs were allocated and even a primary school graduate could be leader
When we wewe albe to work, we had to struggle to find a job and even university graduate could only wash toilet
When we were not able to earn money, houses were allocated for free
When we were able to earn money, houses were not affordable for us
Before we could marry, girls focused on true love
When we could marry, girls focused on money
When we were too young to marry, we could ride a bike to marry
When we were old enough to marry, we couldn't marry without house and cars~
第5个回答  2009-01-12
When we were in primary school, the college is free.
When we entered the college, the primary school became free.
When we where not older enough to work the work is alloacted,a leader can even be a primary school diploma holder.
When we are old enough to work,we fought tooth and nail to get a job only not to starve to die,a college graduate can only clean the WC.
When we were not making money , the house is allocated.
When we start making money ,just find out house is too expensive to buy.
When we are not looking for girl friend, the girls values heart.
When we begin to look for girl friend , the girls values money.
When we were not at the marrage age, you can have a wife even you are riding a bicycle.
When we reached the marriage age, you won't get a wife without house and car.