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Question

有一位美国推销员为了给公司售书,前去向总统推销, 一开始他找到总统,总统很忙,无心和他啰嗦,便随口说了一句:这书不错,他回到公司后打出一广告:这是总统认为好的书,于是畅销.过了一久,他们公司又有新书出版,于是他又去找总统,总统这下可正为上次不小心被利用而恼火,就给他说,这书很垃圾.可不想这位撤销者一回公司就打出一广告:这是总统认为不好的书.于是他的书又畅销.........
又过了一久,公司再次让他进行推销,他还是去找总统借"法宝",可是上了两回的当,这次总统干脆什么话也不说,
可怪的是,这次的书还是畅销了,为什么呢,因为公司打了这样一个广告:这是连总统都无法作出评价的书.,

Answer 1

There is a American salesman for the company to sell books, formerpresident, he started to find the president, the president was very busy,not intentional and he long winded, he casually said one sentence: thisbook is good, he returned to the company after making a ads: This is the president believes that a good book, so popular. After a long time the company, they have a new book published, so he went to the president,the president that is for the last time was not careful use and angry, forhe said, the book is rubbish. Don't want the revocation of a return to the company hit a ads: This is the president think bad books. In his the book also sold.........
After a long, again let him to sell, he went to the president by " the magic ", but on the two back when, the president just what is not said,
Strange is, the book is the best-selling, why, because the company played such an advertisement: This is even the president cannot makeevaluation of the book,

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Answer 2

Have an American salesman for the company's books, to sell to the President, he found the President at the beginning, the President is very busy, not intentional and repetitive, he casually said 1: that's a good book, after his return to the company with a advertising: this is the President think good book, and sell well. After a long, their company and book, so he went to the President, the President is for the last time I accidentally used and angry, he said to him, this book is junk. Don't want to get the withdrawn once the company is a advertising: this is the President thinks bad book. So he and best-selling book......
For a long time, the company once again let him sell, he borrowed "magic weapon" or look for the President, but led on by twice, the President simply doesn't say anything,
Strange is that this book is popular, why, because the company made an AD like this: is this the book that the President cannot comment.,