第1个回答 2014-10-15
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Anita: Never understands why students like to skip classes不明白为什么学生喜欢逃课
Kevin: Treats “skipping classes” as the principle of
university life 将“逃课”作为大学生活的原则
Ken: Eager to skip
classes but dares not to do it想逃课,但不敢去做
Jason: Always commits
himself not to skip classes总是要求自己不要逃课
Steven: Always
gives himself a good excuse for skipping class史蒂文:总是给自己一个好借口翘课
Rita: A professional
class skipper丽塔:逃课专业户
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Scene I
(Anita, Kevin,
Ken, Jason, Steven, and Rita are all Tunghai University students. They are good friends. One day, Ken and Jason
meet on the way to the classroom.)
Ken: Why are you late? And, you just
missed the last class. The teacher gave us the main topics for the mid-term
examination.
Jason: Oh, shoot! I just missed it. Would you
lend me your notes so I can make a copy?
Ken: Sure if you give me a good reason why
you missed the class. You promised me that you would be in class on time today.
Jason: Believe me, I would like to keep my
word. The problem is that I have the “Business Management” test today and I was
up studying for it till three o’clock this morning. Then I fell asleep and woke
up at ten o’clock this morning.
Ken: You studied until three o’clock this
morning? Why? What did you do yesterday afternoon? I know you were free from
four o’clock on yesterday.
Jason: Well, I met one of my very old friends
on line and we just talked too long…
Ken: For God’s sake! Don’t you care about
next week’s mid-term examination?
现场
(安妮塔,凯文,肯,杰森,史蒂文,和丽塔都是东海大学学生。他们是好朋友。有一天,肯恩和杰森在教室见面。)
肯:你为什么迟到?而且,你只是错过了最后一节课。老师给了我们期中考试的主要议题。
杰森:哦,该死!我刚好错过了那班车。你能借我你的笔记让我能复制吗?
肯恩:当然，如果你给我一个理由为什么你错过了。你答应过我,你今天会按时上课。
杰森:相信我,我想上的。问题是,我今天有“企业管理”测试,所以一直复习到今天早晨3点钟。后来我睡着了,醒来就是今天上午十点钟。
肯:你一直学习到今天早晨3点钟?为什么?昨天下午你做什么了?我知道你下午四点开始都是自由的。
杰森:是的,但我和我的一个老朋友网上聊天,我们只是谈了太久…
肯:看在上帝的份上!你不关心下周的期中考试?
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Scene II
(Anita, Steven
and Kevin are talking to one another in front of a classroom. And, Anita is trying to prevent Steven and
Kevin from cutting the next class.)
Anita: Hey, we’ll have the “Business
Management” class in a few minutes. Where are you going? Don’t tell me that you are going to argue with
Jason.
Steven: I will do anything for my good friend. Of
course I am going to argue with the guy who gave my good friend a hard time.
Anita: You always like to get involved in
someone else’s business. You’ll get yourself in trouble. Don’t you know it? ...
Kevin: Anita, don’t be upset with him. He will
not listen to you. Just leave him alone. By the way, I am still waiting for
your decision. Are you coming with me to the concert tomorrow?
Anita: Oh, I am sorry that I almost forgot it.
What time tomorrow?
Kevin: Two o’clock. I cannot wait to see my
adorable superstar – Jolin. Oh, how wonderful!
Anita: wait a minute. We have Calculus class
tomorrow afternoon. Are you out of your mind?
Kevin: Well, I’m not. Yet I think we can just
copy the notes from someone else.
Anita: No, this is a very important class. And
you would never understand it without listening to the lecture.
Kevin: To me it makes no difference. Even if I
were in the class I would never understand what the teacher is talking about.
Besides, who likes to look at the old baldhead?
场景二
(安妮塔,史蒂文和凯文跟另一个在教室的前面。安妮塔想试图阻止史蒂文和凯文逃下一节课)。
安妮塔:嘿, 几分钟后我们会有“企业管理”的课。你要去哪里?不要告诉我你要去跟杰森争论。
史蒂文:我会为我的好朋友做任何事。所以我现在要去那个给了我朋友难堪的家伙争论。
安妮塔:你总是喜欢参与别人的事情。你会给自己惹来不必要的麻烦。难道你不知道吗?…
凯文:安妮塔,不要和他生气。他不会听你的。把他单独留下。顺便说一下,我还在等待你的决定。明天你要来和我一起去听音乐会吗?
安妮塔:哦,对不起,我差点忘了。明天什么时间?
凯文:两点。我迫不及待地想看到我可爱的巨星——蔡依林。哦,多么美妙!
安妮塔:等一下。。我们明天下午有微积分课，你疯了吗？
凯文:嗯,我不是。然而,我认为我们可以复制其他人的笔记。
安妮塔:不,这是一个非常重要的课。如果不听你永远不会明白。
凯文:我这都没有区别。即使我是在课堂上我也会永远不会明白老师在说什么。此外,谁喜欢看老秃头?
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Scene III
(After Calculus
class, Anita is on the way to the ST building. At the same time, Rita is
walking to the ST building from the dorm. They meet in front of the laboratory.)
Rita: Here I am. Look, I did what I
promised. I am a good girl, not skipping classes.
Anita: What are you talking about? This is the
5th class. You skipped the first four classes this morning. Yesterday you
promised that you would not skip any class.
Rita: Did I? We don’t have any class in the
morning but we’re packed in the afternoon on Wednesdays.
Anita: I beg your pardon? Today is Thursday
and we have classes the whole day. Besides, didn’t you meet us this morning
while we were going out to class?
Rita: I thought you were going to the
library.
Anita: You are loopy now because you’ve
skipped too, too many classes.
Rita: Why did you say so? I know that we
will have the Computer Program test tomorrow.
Anita: You are incurable. The test was this
morning!
(微积分课之后,安妮塔走去圣建筑。与此同时,丽塔从宿舍走到圣建筑。他们在实验室前面碰见了。)
丽塔:我在这里。看,我遵守了我的承诺。我是一个好女孩,没有逃课。
安妮塔:你在说什么?这是第五堂课。今天早上你跳过了第四堂课的第一节。昨天你答应过,你不会跳过任何课的。
丽塔:是吗?今天早上我们没有课啊，现在是周三下午。
安妮塔:我希望你再说一次?今天是星期四,我们要上课一整天。此外,你没见看我们今天早上出去上课么?
丽塔:我以为你要去图书馆。
安妮塔:你糊涂,因为你逃掉太多课了。
丽塔:你为什么这么说?我知道我们明天会有计算机程序测试。
安妮塔:你无药可救了。今天上午测试!
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Scene IV
(Ken and Rita are
talking to each other. They are talking about how to skip a class. )
Ken: I wonder why your Calculus professor
never takes attendance. Yet, every time I skipped class, my professor always
knew I was absent. I think I am really unlucky.
Rita: well, you’ll appreciate what I’m going
to tell you now, my three very good suggestions.
Ken: What are they?
Rita: Now lend me your ears – First of all,
whether you skip the class or not, you’ll never pass the course.
Ken: How do you know that I will not pass?
Rita: Calculus is extremely difficult. I
don’t believe you can pass it.
Ken: Maybe you are right. What else?
Rita: Before you skip the class you should
treat everyone nicely. And after that, you should try to flatter your
professor.
Ken: Why?
Rita: Well if you treat the classmates
nicely, they will help you sign your name on the attendance sheet. And if you
flatter your professor properly, you may ask the professor to pass you. Lastly
– To skip the classes successfully you cannot skip too many classes or too few.
Ken: What do you mean? Not too many and
not too few?
Rita: You need good weather for skipping
classes so you can go out to fool around. And then you need good timing so you
can go to the newly opened internet café that is on discount. Finally you need
good relationships with the classmates so they can cover it up for you.
Ken: You are a genius.
Rita: I am just very professional.
Ken: I see now. I will try sometimes. Hah,
Hah, Hah!!!
(肯和丽塔和彼此说话。他们正在谈论如何逃掉一节课)。
肯:我想知道为什么你的微积分专业课从不出席。然而,每当我逃课,教授总是知道我缺席。我想我真的倒霉。
丽塔:哦,你会感激我现在要告诉你的,我的三个非常好的建议。
肯:它们是什么?
丽塔:现在借给我你的耳朵——首先,不管是否你逃过课,你都永远不会通过这门课程。
肯:你怎么知道我不会通过吗?
丽塔:微积分是极其困难的。我不相信你能通过它。
肯:也许你是对的。还有什么?
丽塔:你逃课之前你应该对每个人都好。之后,你应该尽量讨好你的教授。
肯:为什么?
丽塔:如果你对同学们好,他们会帮助你的考勤表上签名。如果你在恭维你的教授得当,教授可能会让你通过考试。最后,成功地逃课但你不能逃太多课或太少。
肯:你是什么意思?不太多,而不是太少?
丽塔:你需要逃课的好天气,这样你就可以去愚弄。然后你需要良好的时机,你可以去新开的网吧有折扣。最后你需要良好的与同学们的关系,这样他们就可以掩盖事实。
肯:你是一个天才。
丽塔:我只是非常专业。
肯:我看到了。我会努力的。哈,哈,哈! ! !
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Scene V
(Ken meets Kevin
at the parking lot.)
Kevin: It’s time for the English class. Why are
you here?
Ken: I don’t want to go to English class.
I want to cut the class.
Kevin: Why?
Ken: Because someone told me cutting
classes can be fun.
Kevin: That’s right. I will show you how much fun it is to cut
classes.
Ken: Ok. Let’s go.
(Kevin and Ken
cut the class and go out to have fun with girls. And both of them will fail the
English class. Therefore next semester they will see Jean, their English
teacher, again.)
第五场景
(肯在停车场遇到凯文。)
凯文:这是英语课的时间。你为什么在这里?
肯:我不想去上英语课。我想逃课。
凯文:为什么?
肯:因为有人告诉我逃课很有趣。
凯文:没错。我将告诉你旷课有多有趣。
肯:好的。我们走吧。
(凯文和肯逃课和女孩出去玩。英语课和他们两人将会失败。因此下个学期他们将再次看到他们的英语老师琼。)