翻译语句

Question

再吃十次蛋糕 就可以找爸爸了.爸爸和你玩了好多次躲迷藏，每次都一下子就被你找出来。不过这一次，爸爸决定躲好久好久。
你先不要找，等你十四岁（还要吃完十次蛋糕）的时候，再问妈咪，爸爸躲在哪里，
好不好？
爸爸要躲这么久，你一定会想念爸爸，对不对？
不过，爸爸不能随便跑出来，不然就输了。
如果还是很想爸爸，爸爸就变魔法出现。因为是魔法，不是真的出现，所以不犯规，爸爸不算输。
不要机器翻译！！！

Answer 1

翻译成英语么?
如下:
10 eat cake can find the father. Father and a good many times you play hide Micang, all of a sudden it was every time you find out. But this time, my father decided to hide for a long time for a long time.
Do not look for you first, such as your 14-year-old (10 to eating the cake), to ask Mummy, where his father hide,
OK »
Dad to hide for so long, you will definitely miss my father, right »
However, the father could not be run out, or lose.
If you would like my father, my father on a magical change. Because it is magic, is not really there, so I do not foul, his father is not lost.

Answer 2

Can look for father right away by ten time of cake again. Father has
played with Tibet easy to avoid to meet a fan many times with you , has
been looked for out all of a sudden right away by you every time. Father
decides to take shelter from a very long time this one time however. You
do not look for first, wait your fourteen-year-old asks a mommy that,
where father hides, whether well or not again when (wanting to be
completed ten time of cake too)? Father should be long avoiding to meet so
, you are sure to miss father , is right? Father can not run out
causually however, not the case has lost. If still missing father very
much,father is changed into magic right away appearing. Because of being
magic , being not to appear really , not to breaking the rules
therefore,father does not calculate losing.

Answer 3

what?