求聪明的娃帮忙设计一段英语口语对话,语言幽默,对话简单,3个角色,要有见面问候、自我介绍和告别的话

如题,设计一段英语口语对话,语言要求是幽默,词汇要简单,初一二水平就够了,整组对话就是幽默点,有看头点就可以了,最好加点动作=v=
3个角色的对话,不要太长
内容包括见面问候、自我介绍和告别用语,简单吧?求好人给一段,非常感谢,给加分!

A:Good morning , Mr Smith .
B;Good morning ,Lihua ,how are you?
A:Fine thanks,Mr Smith ,Is this your friend?
B:oh ,this is my new friend-Elisa ,we are meet on line,
C:Nice to meet you !
A;Nice to meet you ,too.
C;We are going to play tennis ,Are you glad to come with us?
A;I'd like to ,but I have something to deal.Have a good time.
Band C :good bye ,Lihua
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第1个回答  2011-10-22
A Soldier's Brilliant Idea

Mr. Robinson had to travel somewhere on business, and as he was in a hurry, he decided to go by air. He liked sitting beside a window when he was flying, so when he got on to the plane, he looked for a window seat. He found all of them had already had been taken except for one. There was a soldier sitting in the seat beside this one, and Mr. Robinson was surprised that he had not taken the one by the window; but, anyhow, he at once went towards it.

When he reached it, however, he saw that there was a notice on it. It was written in ink and said, "This seat is preserved for proper load balance, thank you." Mr Robinson had never seen such an unusual notice in a plane before, but he thought that the plane must be carrying something particularly heavy in it, so he walked on and found another empty seat, not beside a window, to sit in.

Two or three people tried to sit in the window seat beside the soldier, but they too read the notice and went on, when the plane was nearly full, a very beautiful girl hurried into the plane. The soldier, who was watching the passengers coming in, quickly took the notice off the seat beside himself and in this way succeededin having the company of the girl during the whole trip.