关于猫的英文翻译。急用。

Question

有一只日本的土猫，它的主人是日本地地道道的农民老哥，虽然它的身价赶不上那些动辄上万的名猫，但它却成了今年全日本最火、最受大家追捧的超级明星猫。它从日本脱颖而出，火到了中国，火到了全世界，全球的粉丝都可以通过它的博客和它交流。
　　　　这只猫是雄性，白黄色体毛。体重4.5kg，头围30cm，腰围50cm，身长70cm，严格说是一只体重超标的大肥猫。它的头出奇大，喜欢眯眼，喜欢戴墨镜，喜欢顶东西，还喜欢钻进狭小的篮子里睡大觉。这只猫的日语名字叫“篮子猫”，可到了中国却有了个很囧的名字“猫叔”，因为它有7岁了，相当于人的44岁，喊它大叔毫不过分，而且它淡定的神态的确很像一个与世无争的大叔。
至少要高中水平的英语，不要用翻译器的那些来骗人。急用，就这两天。

Answer 1

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There is this Japanese mud cat (土狗土猫 什么的 只要不是纯血统 都可以用mud来表达) whom was owed by a Japanese honest old farmer. Although he is not some kind of fancy elegant cat who worth thousands of dollars, she became a the most popular superstar cat who has been chased by everyone in Japan. She is even outstanded from Japan and became known in China and even in the whole world. Now, all her fans from all over the world are eagering to communicate with him through the internet.

This cat is a male, white yellow hair. 4.5kg on weight 30cm of head circumference, waist 50cm, length 70cm. strictly speaking, he is an overweight fat cats.his head is disproportionately large. he likes squinting, wearing sunglasses.He loves tall things, and drilling small basket to sleep. The cat's name in Japanese is" basket cat". the Chinese named him "uncle cat" which is kind of cute. because he is 7 years old, which is equivalent to the age of 44 in human being's age. Calling him uncle is so right because he always seem so clam that he does not need anything from the world at all.追问

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追答

好嘞 完成了 我很喜欢猫叔的 哈哈 我也有一只

Answer 2

Is a Japanese cats, it is the owner of Japan genuine farmer brother, though it's worth to catch those who frequently tens of thousands of cats, but it became a year of Japan's fire, the most we pursued by super star cat. It was from Japan to China talent showing itself, fire, fire all over the world, the global fans are available through its blog and exchange it.

This cat is male, white yellow hair. 4.5kg 30cm weight, head circumference, waist 50cm, length 70cm, strictly speaking, is an overweight fat cats. Its head is disproportionately large, like squinting, like wearing sunglasses, like top things, like drilling small basket to sleep. The cat's Japanese name is" basket cat", the Chinese have a very embarrassed by the name of " cat uncle", because it is 7 years old, is equivalent to the age of 44, calling it" not too much, but it is calm demeanor is like a stand aloof from worldly success uncle.

Answer 3

Japan's soil have a cat, its owner is the brother out farmers in Japan, although it's worth hundreds of thousands who can not keep up the name of the cat, but in Japan this year, it has become the hottest, most sought after superstars we cat. It stands out from Japan, China to the fire, fire to the world, the world's fans are available through its blog and its exchange.
The cat is male, white and yellow body hair. Weight 4.5kg, head circumference 30cm, Waist 50cm, length 70cm, strictly speaking, is a big fat cat overweight. It's unusually large head, like squinting, like wearing sunglasses, like the top thing, also like drilling a small basket to sleep. Japanese cat named "cat basket" can be made to the Chinese there had a very embarrassing name "Uncle cat" because it has a 7 years old, the equivalent of 44-year-old uncle without too much shouting it, and it is indeed like a very calm demeanor aloof uncle.

Answer 4

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There is a native cat of Japanese，and its ower is a true farmer （这里农民老哥不太好翻译，要是你觉得我翻译的不够味，你可以加上brother）in Japan. Although it's no expansive than those famous cats ， it has already become the cat which is the most popular and also most prosperous cat in Japan. It shows its talent from Japan ， it comes to China and also popular in China ， then it fire through all over the world ，and all fans on the earth that can communicate with it through its blog .
The cat is a male with white-yellow body-hair. Serious speaking ，it is a fat cats who is
overweight ， for which its weight ——4.5kg,head circumference—— 30cm,waist ——50cm,length ——70cm. Its head is surprisingly large，and it likes like squinting, wearing sunglasses, top things,and also like drilling small basket to sleep. Tha cat who have a Japanese name called “basket cat” ， but in China we give it a new and also very embarrassed name which called “uncle cat” ， the reason is that it has already 7-year-old ——which to be 44 years in China ， so it's not too much . And In addition that it's calm demeanor just like a quiet uncle in the wold.（囧，最后一句我吧与世无争意译成很宁静，没有争斗的气息，望你能采纳我的想法）
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