1.A：春天，你别走啊！我爱你！
B：我也是！！
A：那你怎么还走呢？我给你做牛做马叫你师傅还不行吗？！
B：那好，你叫吧．
A：师傅～～～
B：徒儿，别追啦～～～！
A: spring, you don't go! I love you!
B: me too!!!!!!!!!!
A: then how do you still go? I give you ostriches is not your master? !
B: well, you name it.
A: teacher ~ ~ ~
B: "son, don't chase! ~ ~ ~!
2.今天天气暖洋洋，我跟你去抢银行，我拿金；你拿银，我偷偷拨打110，警察把我送回家，把你送警局，我在家里吃馒头，你在警局吃拳头，我在家里吃冰棍，你在警局吃电警棍，我在家里吃瓜子，你在警局吃子弹，我的瓜子吃完了，你的小命也玩完了。
Today the weather warm, I'd like you to go to rob the bank, I take gold, Your silver, I secretly call 110, police send me home, send you the police station, I at home, you eat steamed bread in police fists, I at home to eat, you eat in police Popsicle electric batons, I eat at home, you eat seeds in the police shot the melon seeds, I finished eat, you'll also done.
3.春天来了,万物苏醒.今天我去找你,你说:”别闹了,我藏的蜂蜜还没吃完呢,别和蜜蜂说!”
Spring is coming, all round. Today I find you, you said: "don't make, I haven't finished eating the honey bee? Don't say!"
4.有天，纪晓岚去找皇帝时，被个太监拦下来。太监说：“听说纪先生文才过人，可否作诗，不然不让你过。”纪晓岚无法可想之下，就作了两句诗。三光天地人，四季夏秋冬。太监就说：“一年不是有四季吗？春天呢？” 纪先生冷冷的看着太监说：“你还有春天吗？”
One day, the ji's morning mist to find the emperor was a eunuch stopped. The eunuch said: "hear Mr Ji, although a poem, otherwise can not let you." Ji's morning mist could not think, two poem. The great supporter, xia qiu dong. The eunuch said: "there are four seasons in a year? Spring is?" Mr Ji chilly looking at eunuch say: "you have the spring?"
5.有个小女孩的老师布置了作业，内容是关于春天的作文。小女孩写道：“春天来了，小猫叫了我问爸爸说：爸爸爸爸，为什么我不叫？爸爸说：不是不叫，时候未到。我问爸爸说：爸爸爸爸,妈妈为什么不叫？爸爸说：不是不叫，是你没听到。我问爸爸说：爸爸爸爸，保姆为什么不叫？爸爸说：不是不叫，她不敢叫！
A little girl was teacher assigned homework, content is about the composition of the spring. The little girl wrote: "spring is coming, the kitten called I asked my dad said: dad, why don't I call father? Dad said: no, not yet. When I asked my dad said: dad, why don't you call father mother? Dad said: no, you didn't hear. I asked my dad said: dad, why don't you call a nanny dad? Dad said: no, she couldn't call!
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