喜羊羊与灰太狼搞笑英语剧本

哪里有啊?急求!重奖!

Scene 1: Yang calendar year 3516, the world outside the prairie.
Gray Wolf: wailing woo - I will be out - (when!)
Red Wolf: every day so that all three months, and nothing to eat or forty years, I can not wait, I want to eat lamb! Quick think of a way!
Wolf: This is not correct ... ... there is no thought of Mody tools, I ... ... (when!!) Wife, you can not put it mildly, Ming ... ...
2. Big fat sheep Schools
Slow Yang Yang: hum, I would like to be a patriarch ah ... ...
Lazy Yang Yang (sleepy place): mayor, you cried 3 months, but also to not let us sleep ah.
Xi Yang Yang (Black Eyes): mayor, he does not become chiefs, but also do not have such a bar ... ... Hey, Wolf nearly 3 months, failed to disturb us, Is ... ...
Fei Yang Yang: Xi Yang Yang, forget too much, now our main task is to get rid of the sad mood ah village.
Lazy Yang Yang: mayor does not make sense sad ah, when the sheikhs any good, only grass and no grass to eat cake.
Fei Yang Yang: lazy Yang Yang, are you ... ... oh, yes the United States Yang Yang came, what I do for you?
US Yang Yang: We prepare Well, our old chiefs came, there seems to be important.
Zhong Yang: Oh, it is important to do?
Lazy Yang Yang: What is not important, the most important thing is to have delicious! (Public sheep sweat)
3. Sheep outside the village
Public Sheep: The good old patriarch Grandpa!
The old patriarch: Hello, everyone! You politely, will you have a gold medal ... ...
Xi Yang Yang: But, sheep and transportation has already passed 呀 ... ... (old patriarch Khan)
The old patriarch: or should I say bar down to business. Our new patriarch spent living outside the grasslands more than three months, and must be very lonely, we go to see him!
Zhong Yang: Well!
Xi Yang Yang: (want to) our new patriarch? I do not know him ... ... Hey, the village head then?
Fei Yang Yang: You wait, I'll ask him. (Yi Liuyan ran)
The old patriarch: This old guy, be sure it is still depressed ... ...
4. World outside the Prairie
Red Wolf: like a good how to escape it?
Gray Wolf: Not yet, Why, Xi Yang Yang always thought I would try. Hey, Hey, Hey, yeah - hey! No way ... ...
Red Wolf: (pounding with the pan) you this useless guy!
Gray Wolf: mercy ah ... ... Hush, there seems to sheep over a ... ...
5. Steppe outside the outside world
Slow Yang Yang: (walking in tears) woo ... ... that is the two guys robbed me of the position ... ...
The old patriarch: (shouting): a new patriarch, we have come to see you!
Gray Wolf: (whispers) my wife got her chance. (Shouting) Oh, we do here!
Red Wolf: Do you finally come, my little fat ... ... Oh, yes subjects, do you have what ah?
The old patriarch: I am afraid you have two people in low spirits, specifically look at you!
Gray Wolf: to help us look at, open the iron fence ... ... (out of the grasslands), my dear subjects were very pleased to see you, ha ha ... ... (showing teeth)
Xi Yang Yang: This is Who is that in the end! Teeth were wrong ... ...
Warm Yang Yang: I have a sense of foreboding ... ... (Public sheep scared)
(Wolf turned and called his wife, inadvertently exposing the tail)
Xi Yang Yang: ah, that is the wolf's tail!
Gray Wolf: I beg your pardon, so that you have answered dully. (Took off his sheepskin coat) Little Sheep, I'm hungry, and strange to me, go home!
Public Sheep: ah, Gray Wolf! (On the run)
Gray Wolf, Red Wolf: you can not escape from the ... ...
(All sheep frightened expression close-up)
6. Go to Wolfsburg on the way
(All sheep were tied down on the car, the two wolves laborious pulling, Chung Yang expression of fear, lazy Yang Yang during sleep)
Gray Wolf: his wife, these sheep so that you eat, how ah?
Red Wolf: Oh, one half of the bar.
US Yang Yang: Hi, I am pleased Yang Yang, how should we do?
Xi Yang Yang: ... ... ah ha, there is a solution. (For Public sheep) that you like this ... ... (to Wolf) ah, bad, and Yang Yang seems dead lazy!
Zhong Yang: Yang Yang Ming ... lazy ... we will let you, ah ... ...
Gray Wolf: What, dead? That could be bad, go home and gone bad. Fortunately, I took my pot. His wife, let's eat bar should first lazy Yang Yang!
Red Wolf: Haha, Well.
(Wolf forcefully dragged out of pot, and began to boil lazy Yang Yang, Yang Yang still sleeping lazy)
Xi Yang Yang (think): Haha, that the next opportunity to come! (The helping hand near the fire, blow the rope, untie the rope and help the other sheep)
Xi Yang Yang (shouting): lazy Yang Yang, there are delicious 呀!
Lazy Yang Yang (waking up): delicious? Where, where? (Out of pan) Xi Yang Yang, give me delicious, give me delicious! (Public sheep sweat)
Gray Wolf (back): ah, no dead? Xi Yang Yang, do you Ganpian I ... ...
Xi Yang Yang: Mr. Wolf to give you this Yo! (The bomb thrown in the past)
Wolf: Hey, what ... ... ah, is a bomb! Do not, do not ... ...
(Bang is heard, a bomb exploded)
Xi Yang Yang: Mr. Wolf, goodbye!
Gray Wolf: (blown off) Xi Yang Yang hateful, I will certainly come back!

场景一:公元羊历3516年,世外草原。
灰太狼:嗷呜——我一定会出去的——(当!)
红太狼:天天都这么说,都三个月了,什么也吃不上,四十年,我可等不及,我要吃羊肉!快想办法!
灰太狼:这不正想着么……又没有工具,我……(当!!)老婆,你就不能轻一点,呜……
2.大肥羊学校
慢羊羊:呜呜,我要当族长啊……
懒羊羊(困倦地):村长,你都哭了3个月了,还让不让我们睡觉啊。
喜羊羊(黑眼圈):村长,当不上族长,也不用这样吧……咦,灰太狼近3个月都没来打扰我们,难道……
沸羊羊:喜羊羊,别想太多了,现在我们的主要任务是让村长摆脱伤心的情绪啊。
懒羊羊:村长没有道理伤心啊,当族长有什么好的,只有草,没有青草蛋糕吃。
沸羊羊:懒羊羊,你……哦,是美羊羊来了,有什么事吗?
美羊羊:大家准备好啊,我们的老族长来了,好象有重要的事。
众羊:哦,重要的事?
懒羊羊:什么是都不重要,最重要的是有好吃的!(众羊汗)
3.羊村门口
众羊:老族长爷爷好!
老族长:大家好!你们有礼貌,将你们一块金牌……
喜羊羊:可是,羊运会已经过去了呀……(老族长汗)
老族长:还是说正事吧。我们的新族长在世外草原呆了3个多月了,一定很寂寞,我们去看看他吧!
众羊:好啊!
喜羊羊:(想)我们的新族长?我还不认识他呢……咦,村长呢?
沸羊羊:你们等着,我去叫他。(一溜烟跑了)
老族长:这个老家伙,一定还在闷闷不乐呢……
4.世外草原
红太狼:想好怎么逃出去了?
灰太狼:还没呢,咦,喜羊羊总是这样思考的 我也试试吧。嗨,嗨,嗨,呀——嘿!没办法……
红太狼:(用平底锅猛敲)你这个没用的家伙!
灰太狼:饶命啊……嘘,好象有羊过来了……
5.世外草原外
慢羊羊:(边走边流泪)呜……就是那两个家伙抢了我的位置……
老族长:(喊道):新族长,我们来看你们了!
灰太狼:(小声)老婆,机会来了。(喊)哦,我们在这儿呢!
红太狼:你们终于来了,我的小肥……哦,是子民们,你们有什么事啊?
老族长:我怕你们两个人闷,特意来看你们的!
灰太狼:帮我们一下,打开这铁栅栏……(走出草原)我亲爱的子民们,很高兴见到你们,哈哈……(露出牙齿)
喜羊羊:这到底是谁啊!牙齿也不对劲……
暖羊羊:我有一种不祥的预感……(众羊惊)
(灰太狼转过身叫老婆,无意中露出尾巴)
喜羊羊:啊,那是狼的尾巴!
灰太狼:不好意思,让你们认出来了。(脱下羊皮大衣)小肥羊,我饿了,怪怪的跟我回家吧!
众羊:啊,灰太狼!(四处逃窜)
灰太狼,红太狼:你们逃不掉了……
(众羊惊恐的表情特写)
6.去狼堡的路上
(众羊被绑住放在车子上,两只狼费力的拉着,众羊神情恐惧,懒羊羊在睡觉)
灰太狼:老婆,这些羊让你吃,怎么样啊?
红太狼:呵呵,一人一半吧。
美羊羊:喜,喜羊羊,怎么办呢?
喜羊羊:嗯……哈,有办法了。(对众羊)你们这样这样……(对灰太狼)啊,不好了,懒羊羊好像死了!
众羊:呜……懒羊羊我们对不起你啊……
灰太狼:什么,死了?那可不好,回到家就变质了。幸亏我带着锅。老婆,咱们先把懒羊羊吃了吧!
红太狼:哈哈,好啊。
(灰太狼用力拖出锅来,开始煮懒羊羊,懒羊羊还在睡觉)
喜羊羊(想):哈哈,这下机会来了!(把帮着的手靠近炉火,烧断绳子,并帮其他羊解开绳子)
喜羊羊(大喊):懒羊羊,这里有好吃的呀!
懒羊羊(醒来):好吃的?哪儿,哪儿?(跳出锅)喜羊羊,给我好吃的,给我好吃的!(众羊汗)
灰太狼(回头):啊,没死?喜羊羊,你敢骗我……
喜羊羊:灰太狼先生,给你这个呦!(把炸弹扔过去)
灰太狼:咦,什么东西……啊,是炸弹!不要,不要……
(嘭的一声,炸弹爆炸了)
喜羊羊:灰太狼先生,再见了!
灰太狼:(被炸飞)可恶的喜羊羊,我一定会回来的!

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