求梅林传奇最后一部分适合舞台剧表演的英文剧本

Question

英文带翻译、最好5人左右。主要是永恒之王的内容、最好附带需要的角色、剧本要适合舞台表演、服装也要简单。万分感谢！！！！！

Answer 1

焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort) 刘兰芝Lunch(Lforshort)
焦母Johnny`smother(JMforshort) 刘母Lunch’smother(LMforshort)
太守之子Mayor’sson(MSforshort) 强盗Burglars(ABandC)
Prologue
(J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪)
J:Everybody says thatI’m hen pecked,but infact,I’m as strong as a tiger,(小声)while my
wife is WuSong.
(指着上台处的门大声道)I’m not afraid of you!
(内砸出一脸盆,J接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’m afraid of whom?
My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.She is braver than me,
smarter than me and stronger than me.All this I donotcare.I only want her to be tender
than me.But she is not!Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!
(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J)
My God!Who can help me?(下)

Act1
(序幕结束时,JM作窃听状)
JM(拄拐棍上):Ican!
(对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Where are you?
L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’m here!What’sup mum?
JM:I’ve told you again and again that you should call me“my most beautiful graceful and
dearest mother-in-law”.
L:OK.My most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law,what’sup?
JM:Since you married my son you have behaved so badly.You have been sorude,sobrusque,so
lazy……
L:But……

英语小品剧本--《孔雀东南飞》（英文搞笑话剧）
JM:Never interrupt me!
L:Never interrupt me!Since I married your son,that terrible Johnny,I have been working hard all
day long,cooking and washing.I have raised ten soft hous and sof pigs and ducks and chicken
and……
JM:But all those you have done are not as valua bleasagr and son!
L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,you want a grandson,don’t you?(开始解围裙)Goand ask your
son.I’m leaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下)