A wife is pregnant, but at the time of 9 months.. Mr Finally unbearable, so he forced his wife told him to do \ "do love \" then after a month, a child born out! Is a boy, and is a genius! A born will speak. He turned round to see the doctor ask: \ "my dad you? \" the doctor said: \ "not... I'm a doctor \" and then he saw a nurse, also said: \ "my dad you? \" the nurse said: \ "not... I'm a nurse \" in the end, he saw his biological father, said: \ "my dad you? \" his father was very happily say: \ "yeah! I am your dad! \" the children are very angry with finger at his father's head... While scold: \ "this stamp you hurt? Hurt...!?? \" later... His wife was pregnant again... When the 9 months.. Mr Do still can't help again.. So... Results the gave birth to a girl, how to talk was born a genius! Just like her brother, she also ask who is her father. The father has the experience, so before covering her head towards said: \ "I... is your dad \" as a result the girls \ "bah! \" a vomitted an one mouthful saliva to her dad's face... Is very angry of say: \ ", that dirty dirty dirty dirty...?!?
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有一个太太怀孕了，可是在第9个月的时候..先生终于忍不住了，所以就强迫他太太跟他做\"爱做的事\"然后过了一个月，小孩生出来了！是个男生，而且是个天才！一出生就会讲话。只见他转头一看见医生就问：\"你是不是我爸？\"医生说：\"不是..我是医生\"然后他又看到了护士，也问说：\"你是不是我爸？\"护士说：\"不是..我是护士\"最后他看到了他的亲生父亲，问说：\"你是不是我爸？\"他父亲很高兴的说：\"对呀！我就是你的爸爸！\"结果小孩就很生气的拿手指戳他老爸的头...一边骂：\"这样戳你痛不痛？痛不痛...！﹖﹖\"后来....他太太再度怀孕了....到了第九个月的时候..做先生的还是又忍不住了..所以...结果这次生了一个女生，也是一出生就会讲话的天才！跟她哥一样，她也一个个的问谁是她爸。这次作爸爸的有经验了，所以捂着头走向前说：\"我...就是你老爸\"结果那个女婴就\"呸!\"的一声吐了一口口水到她爸脸上..很生气的说：\"这样子脏不脏？脏不脏.....？！?
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