谁帮我把下面写的东东翻译成英文？

Question

【在你和我分手的那天】
我记住了，
在你和我分离的那一天，
我知道了，
你在忽略我，
敷衍我，
对不对？
好了，
既然没有办法，
就这样，
我们就离别，
离别成了诀别，
背叛，
是多麼残忍的事？
分手就分手，
我不怕的，
我不会流泪，
我坚持倒立，
让眼泪不忘下掉，
就算流泪了，
我会说，
我没哭·我在笑，
呵呵、
很傻，
对，
我是一个傻瓜，
你是一个笨蛋，
哈哈，
算了，
既然你选择分手，
那、
我就选择退出，
行吗？

要是没人会的话，重新给我一篇关於分手后，表面开心，心裏伤心的日志，要中文哦。

Answer 1

【In the day you broke up with me】
I remember, and
In the separation of you and me that day,
I know,
You ignore me,
Perfunctory me,
Right?
Well,
Since there is no way
In this way,
We are parting,
Into parting adieu,
Betrayal
What a cruel thing?
Breaking up the break up,
I'm not afraid, the
I will not shed tears,
I insist inverted,
Let the tears did not forget the next down,
Even if the tears in his eyes,
I would say,
I did not cry, I laugh,
Oh,
Silly
Pairs
I was a fool,
You are a fool,
Haha,
Forget,
If you choose to break up,
That,
I will opt out,
OK?
If no one will do so again for giving me an article on the split, the surface of happy, sad heart of the log, to the Chinese oh.

Answer 2

[The day you broke up with me]
I've kept the day in my mind that you left me,
I've known that you always ignore me,even put me off,
right?
That's alright.
Since there is no way to go,
so much for it,
we part.
Part to be Break up,
betraying,
what a cruel blade!
Let's just be apart,
I'am not afraid of it,
I will stand on my own head so that I can hold back my tears...
I'll still say that I'm laughing even when the tears come out...
hehe,such a stupid boy uhh?
Yes,I'am an absolutely idiot!
You are a fool too.
Haha,
That's it,
now that you chose apart,
well~~~that,
I'll quit,
okay?

Answer 3

【In the day you broke up with me】
I remember, and
In the separation of you and me that day,
I know,
You ignore me,
Perfunctory me,
Right?
Well,
Since there is no way
In this way,
We are parting,
Into parting adieu,
Betrayal
What a cruel thing?
Breaking up the break up,
I'm not afraid, the
I will not shed tears,
I insist inverted,
Let the tears did not forget the next down,
Even if the tears in his eyes,
I would say,
I did not cry, I laugh,
Oh,
Silly
Pairs
I was a fool,
You are a fool,
Haha,
Forget,
If you choose to break up,
That,
I will opt out,
OK?

好痴情啊

Answer 4

On the day you broke up with me.
I remember,
The separation between you and me that day,
I know,
You ignore me,
Elaborate me,
Isn't it?
Well,
Since there was no way,
So,
We'll leave,
Parting became farewell,
Betrayal,
How cruel?
Break-up parted,
I fear,
I won't cry,
I insisted handstand,
Don't forget to tears.
If tears,
I'll say,
I didn't cry, I smile,
Ha ha,
Silly,
For,
I was a fool,
You are a fool,
Haha,
Well,
If you choose to break up,
Then,
I will choose to quit,
Ok?

Answer 5

The Day We Broke Up
I remember the day you leaved me
I know,
You've been ignored me and paltered with me
Right?
All right,
Now that there is no idea,just like this
Let's break up
Leaving means never meet forever
Betraying,
How dispiteous it is!
You can just do it!
I'm not afraid of it!
I won't cry
I will cling to do the handstand so that the tears won't flow out of my eyes
Even if my tears flow out,
I will say
I don't cry ,I'm smilling
Haha!
I'm a foolish
Right!
I'm a foolish
and you're a idiot
Haha
All right
Now that you choose breaking up,
Then I will drop out
ok??

大概就这样翻译了！！希望你满意！同时希望你不要因为男人而难过！