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新年伊始偶有实话要实说，耐心看完哦新年伊始偶有实话要实说，耐心看完哦
过去一年虽说有不顺心，不管天灾
还是人祸
早晚都会过去，幸福总有一天会哐当砸到你身上
回头想想，偶上学的时候，不仅是埋头苦读
暗恋了一个女孩老长时间，一直都8敢表白
白天黑夜脑子里都是她，连梦里都是她的小样子
N久后才向她表白，偶坠入爱河
间歇也去海上浪漫了一把…花了偶不少银子）：
热恋中她说要结婚
偶感觉她是最好的女人
最后，偶们终于结婚了，并发誓要同甘苦同患难
开始婚姻生活了，没想到老婆的要求这么多
而且还不给偶一点私房钱，真是很不爽
并且天天强迫着偶锻炼身体
逼着偶减掉腐败肚子上的赘肉
当她减肥不减不掉的时候
安慰她，骗她:你已经是世界上最苗条的女人了
面对巨大的生活压力，偶好郁闷,偶好憋屈
找个东东砸自己这个猪头，为啥偶要结婚…晕
自己找个地方郁闷了N久N久
最后还是选择离家出走
木有想到，人要是倒霉连狗都看偶不顺眼
一醉解千愁，喝个痛快，反正偶是啥都木有地银
木有钱，露宿接头…偶是卖火柴小女孩…她哥
正在偶最伤心的时候，她找到了偶
回到温暖home，她给偶洗白白…偶的Face疼
又给偶做了一个全身按摩，好舒服
现在偶发现她其实也有很多优点
光阴似箭，又过了一段时间，偶和偶LP有了小Baby
这个时偶才发现为人父母是件很崩溃的事
孩儿他娘也没有比偶轻松多少，为了Baby含辛茹苦
虽然很累，但见到小宝宝可爱的样子就满足了
现在偶家宝宝能吃能睡能拉
偶的狗狗旺才在小区搜狗比赛中跑了第一
生活越来越甜，有时还开宝牛车全家去西湖旅游
祝愿朋友们在新的一年里也像偶一样幸福快乐
祝愿05年大家越过越好，爱情跟“裤衩”一样贴心如意

Answer 1

At the beginning of the year with the truth to the truth, read patiently well at the beginning of the year with the truth to the truth, read patiently
In the past year, though not satisfactory, regardless of the scourge
Or disasters
Sooner or later, happiness will someday KuangDang will hit you
I accidentally school, is not only studying so hard
Like a girl, always hung 8 dare
Day and night the brain is her dream, even her small appearance
After years of N to her, I fell in love
Intermittent also went to sea romantic a... I spent some money) :
In love, she said
I feel she is the best woman
Finally, we finally get married, and vowed to sharing with the trouble
Marriage, didn't start the wife ask for so much
But also don't give me a hidden, really upset
And I exercise every day forced
Force of corruption in the stomach morishita accidentally dewlap
When she does not reduce weight does not fall
Comfort her, cheated her: you are the most slender woman in the world
Facing the huge pressure of life, good depressed, I good humbled
Find a dongdong himself this slice, why I wanted to marry. dizzy
Find a place for long N N depressed
Finally still choose to run away from home
Wood is thought, if unlucky dogs see accidentally
A wine, drink, anyway, I what all wood has to silver
Wood is rich, camping joints. I was a little girl match. Her brother
Are the most sad, I found she accidentally
Back home, she give me warm wash white... Accidentally of Nebuchadnezzar hurts
And give me a massage, very comfortable
Now I find her actually has many advantages
Time flies, and after a time, accidentally and accidentally LP has little Baby
This when I found that parents are very collapse
Although he niang no more than I had to Baby how easily
Though very tired, but see baby cute
Now I can eat can sleep baby home can pull
My dog in the district flourishing sogou ran the first
Life is sweet, sometimes treasure house go to the west lake tourist. Bullock
Wish friends in New Year also like me happiness
May 2005, all with "love" as dear. Trousers cha

Answer 2

Translated into English
Reward points: 15-14 days from the problem with 21 hours
At the beginning of the year with the truth to the truth, read patiently well at the beginning of the year with the truth to the truth, read patiently
In the past year, though not satisfactory, regardless of the scourge
Or disasters
Sooner or later, happiness will someday KuangDang will hit you
I accidentally school, is not only studying so hard
Like a girl, always hung 8 dare
Day and night the brain is her dream, even her small appearance
After years of N to her, I fell in love
Intermittent also went to sea romantic a... I spent some money) :
In love, she said
I feel she is the best woman
Finally, we finally get married, and vowed to sharing with the trouble
Marriage, didn't start the wife ask for so much
But also don't give me a hidden, really upset
And I exercise every day forced
Force of corruption in the stomach morishita accidentally dewlap
When she does not reduce weight does not fall
Comfort her, cheated her: you are the most slender woman in the world
Facing the huge pressure of life, good depressed, I good humbled
Find a dongdong himself this slice, why I wanted to marry. dizzy
Find a place for long N N depressed
Finally still choose to run away from home
Wood is thought, if unlucky dogs see accidentally
A wine, drink, anyway, I what all wood has to silver
Wood is rich, camping joints. I was a little girl match. Her brother
Are the most sad, I found she accidentally
Back home, she give me warm wash white... Accidentally of Nebuchadnezzar hurts
And give me a massage, very comfortable
Now I find her actually has many advantages
Time flies, and after a time, accidentally and accidentally LP has little Baby
This when I found that parents are very collapse
Although he niang no more than I had to Baby how easily
Though very tired, but see baby cute
Now I can eat can sleep baby home can pull
My dog in the district flourishing sogou ran the first
Life is sweet, sometimes treasure house go to the west lake tourist. Bullock
Wish friends in New Year also like me happiness
May 2005, all with "love" as dear. Trousers cha