250分求汉译英

老师要我过几天在讲台上讲话,可我英语太臭了,根本造不出句子.
请高手把下面这几段东西翻成英文,然后我一个一个对上音标便可以了.
要求不高,不要机器翻译,高中水平左右的就可以了,专业一点没问题,老师听得懂就行了.

原文:
大家好,我的名字叫叶**(不便透露),网名叫Oniicyan,你可以叫我Niicyan,读起来像中文的"泥浆"(泥浆不用翻译).今年16岁,因为我是腊月出生的,所以虚岁已经18岁了,也算是半个成年人.
我家是个大家庭,除了我和父母之外还有4个姐姐,如果算上姐姐的老公和女儿等等,应该有十多人,另外我刚满1岁的外甥女长得非常可爱.
我的兴趣很多,根本没时间每样每样地去享受.我平时在家里几乎都是蹲在电脑前面,蹲在电脑前面干什么呢?无非就是看动画,玩游戏,听音乐,偶尔聊下QQ,浏览下网页增长见识.我不喜欢玩网游,因为那玩意太浪费时间和精力了,我玩的都是单机游戏,而且多数是GALGAME(GALGAME是名词,不用翻译),但实际上玩游戏的时间并不多.我听的音乐种类很多,但有80%都是日语歌,另外19%是纯音乐,剩下的1%便是英语和华语歌曲,为什么都是日语歌?因为那都是动画或游戏里面的主题曲和相关歌曲,每一段旋律都会让我回忆起一部经典的作品,所以听起来有2倍的感觉,而且我都听得上瘾了.另外,我家硬盘里珍藏的歌曲保守估计有600首,而且都是与CD相当的音质.
(如果觉得太长的话下面这段可以不翻译)
我擅长的科目是历史和政治,其他的几乎都不行.我的英语水平很低,要我用一个汉字形容的话,那便是"臭"了(臭不用翻译),我只会26个字母和八成左右的音标,还有小学生程度的单词,我这篇东西便是在网上找人帮我翻译然后一个一个音标对上去后读出来的.日语我还能造两句,英语的话我最多也就造出"我是名学生,我不喜欢冰淇淋"这样的句子了.

太长了,我自己也觉得长,希望有好心人帮我翻出来...最后希望能加上句感谢听众的话.

唉,前面基本上都是机器翻译的,你要是把这些背下来然后上台去讲,会笑死人的。我人工给你翻译了一遍,自己看看吧,是机器翻译还是人工翻译,读一读就知道了。

Hello everyone, my name is Ye xx, and my name on internet (或者用online name) is Oniicyan, you can call me Niicyan, sound like “泥浆” in Chinese. I am 16 years old this year. My nominal age (虚岁是指中国人才有的概念,最好不用这句了,而且后面的腊月也只有中国的农历才有,也不好给外国人解释)is 18 years old since I was born in December in Chinese Lunar Calendar, so I may be counted as a half adult.

I have a big family. I have four sisters besides my parents. If counted the sister-in-laws and their daughters, there are about ten persons. By the way, my one-year old nephew is so cute.

I have a lot of interests and there is not enough time for me to enjoy everything. I spend almost all my time before the computer. What do I do before it? Just watch the animations, listen to the music and chat with other people on QQ sometime and browse the web pages to increase my knowledge. I don’t like to play online game, because it takes too much time and energy. I just play
PC games and most of them are GALGAME, however, I don’t spend too much time on it. I listen to many kinds of music and 80 percent of them are Japanese, 19 percent are pure muse and the left 1 percent is English and Chinese songs. Why I like to listen to Japanese Songs? Because they are the title songs and relative songs in cartoons and games. Every melody will make me to remember one classical work, so it’s double effect for me to listen and I am almost addicted on them. By the way, there are at least 600 songs in my hard drive; every one has the same quality as CD.

我觉得你要是能讲这么多就已经足够了,你的最后一段根本没必要将,还说什么自己的英文水平低,呵呵,没有必要在讲台上这么讲了。
你也没必要把一个稿子死记下来然后上台去背,你一紧张的话绝对就忘了。在自己准备的时候建议你对着镜子看着自己的眼睛练习,如果能说的比较流利就不错了。在台上的时候不要看台下同学的眼睛,那样会让你很紧张的。不妨目光直接看教师后面的黑板,那样你就会轻松不少。
有什么问题可以发消息给我,祝你好运!
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第1个回答  2008-10-07
Hello, my name is Ye ** , the name inInternet is Oniicyan, you can call me Niicyan, read Chinese as the "mud" . I am 16-year-old, because I was born in December, so the nominal age is 18 years, that can be a half adult.

My family is big, in addition to my parents and four more sister, if it includes brothers-in-laws and their daughter etc. There should be more than ten, and my 1 year old niece is very lovely.

I have a lot of hobbies, but no time for enjoy everything. I usually at home, and squat in front of the computer, squatting in front of a computer for what? Is nothing more than to see cartoons, play games, listen to music, chatting occasionally with QQ , and browse website to grow knowledges. I do not like to play online games, that thing wastes too much time and energy, and I play the game are stand-alone computer games, and most of GALGAME, but in fact there is no enough time to play game . I listen to many types of music, but 80% isl Japanese songs, the other 19% is pure music, and the remaining 1% is English and Chinese songs, why Japanese songs? Because they are theme song and related songs about cartoons and games, each section of melody will recall me the classic works, it sounds like there are twice of the feeling, and I could hear those into addiction. In addition, the hard drive in my home collected 600 songs conservatively, and they have quite sound quality as CD.

I am good at is a historical and political subjects, almost no others. My English is very low level, I used a character to describe it, it will be "bad", I only know 26 letters and About 80 per cent of the phonetic signs, and words of the extent of primary school students, this thing is translated by the people online, and then transcript the phonetic signs one by one to read it. I can make a few of sentences in Japanese,.In English, I can only make a sentence like" I am a student, I don't like ice-cream" mostly.

他们全都是软件翻译的,所以就有La Yue -腊月,phonetic-音标(实际是语音的,形容词)还有很多的语法错误和用词不当。
第2个回答  2008-10-08
Hi,everybody!My name is Ye**,and my net name is Niicyan, which sounds like 泥浆。 I am 16 now.Cause i was born in December,it can be said that my nominal age is 18, and so i am an adult already. Our family is a big one,four sisters, my parents and I. There are more than 10 people including my brother-in-law and their daughter. And my niece is very lovely. I love her so much.
Well, i have a lot of interests, and I do not have enough time to do all that i like.Most of the time, I stay before the computer.Then what do i do? I just watch cartoon, playing games,listening to the music and chat on QQ sometimes.I may also scan websites to broaden my horizon. I don't like online games for it will cost much time and energy. What i play is PC games for one person, and most is GALGAME.Actually, I spent not so much time on playing games. I listen to many kinds of music, most of which are Japanese songs,19% is pure music, and 1% are English and Chinese songs. why most are Japanese songs,youmay wonder. Because they are the theme songs of carttons and games. Each one recalls me a classic work.The feeling is very strong,you know. I seem to be addicted to these songs. In addition, there are at least 600 songs on my hard disk and all sounds as good as those on CD.翻到这里吧! 呵呵,利用中午休息时间翻译的。
我在里面稍微加了几个语气词,念起来会比较自然,口语化一些。希望能让你感到满意!因为也是刚从英语专业毕业,这种英文自我介绍以前也做过很多次。仅供参考,(*^__^*) 嘻嘻……
第3个回答  2008-10-07
Hello, my name is Ye ** (can not be disclosed), the network named Oniicyan, you can call me Niicyan, read Chinese as the "mud" (no translation mud). This year, 16-year-old, because I was born in La Yue Therefore, the nominal age has been 18 years, half of the adults can be considered.
My house is a big family, in addition to my parents and sister in addition there are 4, if the count's sister, daughter and husband, and so on, there should be more than a dozen, and I just turned 1-year-old niece looks very cute.
I have a lot of interest, no time for everything and everything to enjoy. I am usually at home almost all of them squatting in front of the computer, squatting in front of a computer doing it? Is nothing more than to see animation, play games, listen to music, chatting occasionally under the QQ , Under the browser page to see growth. I do not like to play online games, too Nawan Yi as a waste of time and energy, and I play the game are stand-alone, but most of GALGAME (GALGAME is a noun, not translated), but in fact play The game is not much time. I listen to many types of music, but 80% of all Japanese songs, the other 19% is pure music, and the remaining 1% is in English and Chinese songs, why are Japanese songs? Because There are animations of the game or the theme song and related songs, each section of melody will let me recall a classic works, it sounds like there are 2 times the feeling, and I could hear the addiction. In addition, the hard drive in my home collection The songs have a conservative estimate of 600, and are quite CD sound quality.
(If you think this is too long, then the following can not translate)
I am good at is a historical and political subjects, almost no other line. My English is very low level, I used to describe a character, then it will be "bad" (not bad translation), I will only 26 letters and About 80 per cent of the phonetic, and word of the extent of primary and secondary school students, I thing this is on-line help me find someone to translate and then a phonetic transcription of a post-up time. I also made a few words in Japanese, English, then I will be up to Create "I am a student, I do not like ice cream" of the sentence. Thanks everybody!
衷心地祝楼主好运!
第4个回答  2008-10-07
Hello, my name is Ye ** (can not be disclosed), the network named Oniicyan, you can call me Niicyan, read Chinese as the "mud" (no translation mud). This year, 16-year-old, because I was born in La Yue Therefore, the nominal age has been 18 years, half of the adults can be considered.
My house is a big family, in addition to my parents and sister in addition there are 4, if the count's sister, daughter and husband, and so on, there should be more than a dozen, and I just turned 1-year-old niece looks very cute.
I have a lot of interest, no time for everything and everything to enjoy. I am usually at home almost all of them squatting in front of the computer, squatting in front of a computer doing it? Is nothing more than to see animation, play games, listen to music, chatting occasionally under the QQ , Under the browser page to see growth. I do not like to play online games, too Nawan Yi as a waste of time and energy, and I play the game are stand-alone, but most of GALGAME (GALGAME is a noun, not translated), but in fact play The game is not much time. I listen to many types of music, but 80% of all Japanese songs, the other 19% is pure music, and the remaining 1% is in English and Chinese songs, why are Japanese songs? Because There are animations of the game or the theme song and related songs, each section of melody will let me recall a classic works, it sounds like there are 2 times the feeling, and I could hear the addiction. In addition, the hard drive in my home collection The songs have a conservative estimate of 600, and are quite CD sound quality.
(If you think this is too long, then the following can not translate)
I am good at is a historical and political subjects, almost no other line. My English is very low level, I used to describe a character, then it will be "bad" (not bad translation), I will only 26 letters and About 80 per cent of the phonetic, and word of the extent of primary and secondary school students, I thing this is on-line help me find someone to translate and then a phonetic transcription of a post-up time. I also made a few words in Japanese, English, then I will be up to Create "I am a student, I do not like ice cream" of the sentence.
老师绝对听的懂了