找一篇初中水平的英语幽默短文(带翻译)

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Answer 1

我也有~!
英语幽默：Second language
A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice.

Mother mouse barked fiercely, "Woof, woof, woof!" The cat was so terrified that it ran for it's life.

Mother mouse turned to her babies and said, "Now, do you understand the value of a second language?"

一只母老鼠带着孩子出来散步，突然她看见一只猫正在灌木丛中虎视耽耽。

母老鼠向着猫叫道：“汪，汪，汪”，猫听了非常害怕，拼命跑走了。

母老鼠回过头洋洋自得的对孩子说：“现在你知道外语的重要性了吧。”

Answer 2

A trip to the countryside

一次郊游

On Sunday my brother and I went to the countryside to take some photographs.We drove a car to a quiet place near the mountains.We left in the mornong befor the sun got too hot.

星期天哥哥和我到郊外去拍照,我们驾车来到大山附近的一个僻静的地方,我们动身很早,太阳还没有太热.

After about two hours we came to a nice place,It was near a river,with some large trees beside it,so we parked the car under the trees .

过了大约两个钟头,我们来到一个好地方,它在一条河流附近,旁边有些大树,于是我们把车停在树下.

We saw some beatiful birds and butterflies.After walking for about an hour,we returned to the car,But we could not get the car to start,Finally we got the car to start by pushing it.

我们看到许多美丽的小鸟和蝴蝶,我们走了约一个钟头后,又回到了车理,我们无法启动车子,最后我们靠用手推的办法才把车启动起来,

We took some interesting photographs of the mountains.We also took some nice pictures of the rivers. We saw some beatuiful birds and some small animals,We took agood number of pictures.

我们在山上拍了一些有趣的照片,我们还拍了几张小河流的精彩照片,我们看到一些美丽的鸟和一些小动物,我们也拍下来了.

My brother is a good photographer.Taking pictures is one of his hobbies.He can develop photos himself.

哥哥很会拍照,摄影是他的一个爱好,他能自己洗照片

While we were walking in the forest,we saw a large green snake. We did not wait to take a photograph but we ran away as fast as we could. Then we went home

我们在森林中走路时,看到一条绿色的大蛇,我们没有等到拍照而是赶快跑开了.之后我们就回家了

It is very interesing trip, which is full of
danger,excitement. What an adventurous holiday it was!

真是有趣的旅行,充满着危险,激动,一次惊险的游玩!

Answer 3

Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?

Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".

老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到?
汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,就看见一个牌子上写着"学校----慢行".赞同32| 评论