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• 快过年了。一天，张三神情紧张,瞅了瞅四周无人,便来到局长办公室。局长也不说话，抬起头来看着张三。
• 张三搓着双手说：“局长，你看我媳妇的工作的事……”
• 局长沉吟了一阵说：“你啥意思？”
• 张三额头上渗出一层汗珠，把一张面值5000元的信用卡放在了局长办公桌上说：“局长，过年了，一点小意思。”
• 局长看了看张三说：“你这又是啥意思？”
• 张三结巴着说：“没啥意思，过年了，意思意思。”
• 局长面带愠色：“你要讲究原则，不能有这意思。”
• 张三满脸通红地说：“局长啊，收下这点小意思，俺就心里踏实，给俺办了，就够意思。”
局长也不拒绝：“张三，你人老实，单位同事都知道你够意思，你去吧，你媳妇的这点事对我来说小意思。”说完象征性的把信用卡往张三口袋里塞。
张三忙往外退，边退边说：“小意思，小意思。” 回到家，局长把信用卡交给老婆，嘱咐说：“收好了，嘿嘿，这个张三可真有意思。

Answer 1

• fast Chinese New Year. One day, zhang SAN nervous, looked around unmanned, came to director's office. The secretary also don't talk, Jones looked up.
• Jones rubbing his hands said: "director, you see my daughter-in-law work......"
• director hesitated a say: "you what mean?"
• Jones forehead oozy a layer of beads, and put a face value 5000 yuan credit card on the commissioner on the desk said: "director, New Year's day, a little something."
• director looked at Jones said: "you this is what mean?"
• Jones stammer with say: "have no what meaning, the New Year, meaning."
• director beaming with YunSe: "you want to pay attention to principle, cannot have this meaning."
• Jones flushed ground say: "director ah, take expecting something, an he was dependable, give an done, just bh."
The secretary also don't refuse: "zhang SAN, you people honesty, unit colleague knows you bh. You go, your daughter-in-law this matter to me of my gift." Say that finish symbolic put credit card to zhang SAN pocket plug.
Zhang SAN busy go toward outside retreated, edge retreat side to say: "something, that's nothing." Back home, the director-general to credit card to wife, saying: "receive well, hey hey, the threes really interesting.

Answer 2

那你自己搞追问

那要你有球用

追答

滚蛋，格老子

追问

是你自己滚过来又滚回去的吧 傻批

追答

你妈的，，，去死