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Question

Poor johnny one note sang out with gus to And just over lorded the place.
Poor jonhny one note Yelled willy nilly until he was blue in the face.
For holding one note was his ace.
Couldn't hear the brass,Couldn't hear the drum.
He was in a class by himself,by gum!
cats and dogs stopped yapping,Lions in the zoo all were jealous at Johnny's big trill.
Thunder claps stopped clapping,Traffic ceased its roar .And they tell us Niagra stood still.

Answer 1

可怜的约翰一纸条,听起来,与格斯,并在称王的地方。
可怜的jonhny一纸条喊道威利nilly直到他脸色发青精疲力竭。
举办一纸条是他的王牌。
听不清黄铜、无法听到鼓声。
他是在一个等级了自己,口香糖!
猫和狗停止瞎扯,狮子在动物园里都嫉妒心乔尼的大抖音。
打雷(的声音)停止鼓掌、交通停止,他们告诉我们它的怒吼Niagra站住了。

Answer 2

Poor johnny one note sang out with gus to And just over lorded the place.
Poor jonhny one note Yelled willy nilly until he was blue in the face.
For holding one note was his ace.
Couldn't hear the brass,Couldn't hear the drum.
He was in a class by himself,by gum!
cats and dogs stopped yapping,Lions in the zoo all were jealous at Johnny's big trill.
Thunder claps stopped clapping,Traffic ceased its roar .And they tell us Niagra stood still.：可怜的约翰一纸条,听起来,与格斯,并在称王的地方。
可怜的jonhny一纸条喊道威利nilly直到他脸色发青精疲力竭。
举办一纸条是他的王牌。
听不清黄铜、无法听到鼓声。
他是在一个等级了自己,口香糖!
猫和狗停止瞎扯,狮子在动物园里都嫉妒心乔尼的大抖音。
打雷(的声音)停止鼓掌、交通停止,他们告诉我们它的怒吼Niagra站住了。