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American eating is funny.They eat almost everything with a fork.And it appears that holding a knife in one's right hand longer than a few seconds is considered to be against good table manners.
The system is that if it is very necessary to use a knife,people take the fork in their left hand,and cut off a piece of meat or whatever it is in the normal manners.Then they put the knife down,take the fork eith their right hand,and only then do they transport the food to their mouth.This is funny,but it is considered good manners.
there are several results of this system.first if it is not very necessary to use a knife,Americans use one,because they think using a knife is more difficult than using a fork,and so you will see them tring bacon with a fork.
second, towards the end of a course, since only the fork is being used,food has to be chased around the plate with the fork--and for the last piece of food the fingers have to be used to keep the food in place,although one is not supposed to do this.
third,there are generally one knife and two forks on the table,and the outside fork is for the salsd.there is no need for foreign visitors to follow the American system and try to eat the salad with only a fork,but if you do use your knife,remember to save it for the meat course.Even desserts(excert ice cream)are eaten with a fork if at all possible,and the spoon you see by your dessert is meant to be for coffee,but if you use it for your dessert no one will say anything.

Answer 1

American eating is funny.They eat almost everything with a fork.And it appears that 美国人吃东西很有趣。他们几乎吃所有东西都用叉子。
holding a knife in one's right hand longer than a few seconds is considered to be 而且如果如果你右手拿刀的时间超过几秒钟的动作被视为不好的餐桌行为。
against good table manners.

The system is that if it is very necessary to use a knife,people take the fork in their left 正当的用餐礼仪是如果需要用刀，人们就应该用左手拿叉，去切下一片肉或是其它一些正常
hand,and cut off a piece of meat or whatever it is in the normal manners.Then they
的动作。
put the knife down,take the fork eith their right hand,and only then do they transport
然后他们放下刀，用右手使用叉子，然后把食物送到嘴里。
the food to their mouth.This is funny,but it is considered good manners.
很有趣吧，但这被认为是好的行为。
there are several results of this system.first if it is not very necessary to use a
这种用餐礼仪有很多原因。第一，就算不需要用到刀，美国人还是会拿一把，因为他们
knife,Americans use one（我觉得这里你写错了，因为下文是说美国人不喜欢用刀）,because they think using a knife is more difficult than using a
觉得用刀比用叉要难，
fork,and so you will see them tring bacon with a fork.
所以你会看到他们用叉子来吃培根。
second, towards the end of a course, since only the fork is being used,food has to be
第二，在接近用餐的尾声时，如果你只使用叉子，食物就会随叉子在盘中搅动，
chased around the plate with the fork--and for the last piece of food the fingers have
就算你不想那么做，在用叉吃最后的一块食物的时候你还是要用手指去固定食物
to be used to keep the food in place,although one is not supposed to do this.

third,there are generally one knife and two forks on the table,and the outside fork is
第三，桌上一般有一把刀和两把叉，最外面的叉子是用来吃沙拉的
for the salsd.there is no need for foreign visitors to follow the American system and try
其实外国人没有必要照着美国人的用餐礼仪，用特定的叉子吃沙拉
to eat the salad with only a fork,but if you do use your knife,remember to save it for
但如果你要用刀了
the meat course.Even desserts(excert ice cream)are eaten with a fork if at all
记住要要把刀留着等到上了肉类的菜后
possible,and the spoon you see by your dessert is meant to be for coffee,but if you
甚至如果可能吃甜食(除了冰淇淋)都要用叉子，你看到的匙是用来喝咖啡的
use it for your dessert no one will say anything.
但如果你用它来吃甜品的话也没有人会说什么。

Answer 2

美国人吃很好笑。他们用一支叉子几乎吃每件事物。而且看来把持一刀在比数秒长一个右手被考虑对抗善行用餐礼貌。
系统是如果它是非常必需品到使用一刀,人拿那叉子在他们的左手中,和削减远的一块肉或者无论它是什么在那常态礼貌。然后他们放那刀下来，拿那叉子 eith 他们的右手,和只有然后做他们运输系统食物到他们的嘴。这很好笑，但是它被视为善行礼貌。
有这一 system.first 的一些结果如果它是不非常必需品到使用一刀,美国人使用一,因为他们想使用一刀是更困难的超过使用一叉子,而且因此你意志见到他们 tring 培根与一叉子。
秒, 向那结束课程, 因为只有那叉子是在二手的,食物必须是追捕在那周围碟子与那叉子--和为食物的最后块手指有用来保存食物在地方,虽然一是不推想到做这。
第三,通常有一刀和二叉子在那之上桌子,和那外面叉子是给 salsd.there 是对外国的访客没有需要到跟随那美国人系统和尝试只吃沙拉一叉子,但是如果你做使用你的刀,记得到救援它为肉课程。甚至餐后甜点 (excert 雪糕) 与一一起吃叉子如果全然可能,和那匙你根据你的餐后甜点见到是意谓是给咖啡,但是如果你使用它为你的餐后甜点没有人将会发言权任何东西。

Answer 3

美国人吃东西的礼节很好笑。他们几乎在吃所有东西时都要用到叉子。如果刀子在右手停留超过几秒是被认为是不礼貌的餐桌礼仪。
在这种餐桌礼节制度中，使用刀子是必须的，人们会把叉子拿在左手，把肉切成一片片等等，这些都被视为是正常的礼节。然后他们会把刀子放下，右手持叉，在这之后才把食物送进口中。这很好笑，但却被视为是礼貌的行为。
这种餐桌礼节制度会出现几种结果。首先，没有多大必要用刀子。美国人使用一样，因为他们认为使用刀子比使用叉子困难，所以你会看到美国人会用叉子来吃熏制猪肉。
第二，来到课程的最后，因为只有使用叉子，食物可以用刀叉摊开在盘子里,最后的一块食物要用手指摆放好,虽然人们通常不应该这么做。
第三，在餐桌上通常会有一把刀子和两把叉子。摆在外面的叉子是用来吃沙拉的。外国的旅游者不需要遵照美国人的餐桌制度，可以只用同一把叉子来吃沙拉，但是如果你一定要使用刀子，记住只是用在肉上面。如果可以，甜品也是用叉子来吃的（除了雪糕），而你所看见的是调羹是用来搅拌咖啡的，但如果你要用来吃甜品，也没有人会说任何话的。本回答被提问者采纳