求英语翻译成中文

Question

有两个辱华视频，人物都讲英语，可是我不懂，请翻译成中文。我想用来教育学生……http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/q9RBElFJJlk/
http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/ulVFSq8mQgM/

Answer 1

http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMTE2NjYzNzUy.html这个是第二段视频有中文翻译版的。
第一个采访时候老外说的是：我想问你一个问题，中国的人怎么能读懂曲奇罐上的字啊？因为它们都是用英语印的。然后星爷说：what the hell~意思是什么鬼东西~然后接下来星爷说的都是粤语了~下面的英文字幕与星爷说的完全是两码事，星爷是表达自己的不满，字幕却是在说星爷对这节目的赞扬，对主持人的赞扬什么的。

Answer 2

我爱学习

Answer 3

A Plan of My Next Term
It's a pity that I didn't do a good job this term. In order to make a progress in studies, I've made up my mind to work hard next term.
This is my simple plan. First, prepare lessons before class and listen to the teacher carefully when taking a lesson.Second, be not lazy. When there is a question, ask my teacher.Third, review what I have learnt and try my best to do well in tests.
Where there is a will, there is a hope.I believe in myself to put the plan into practice